Some hippie asked me today, "What are your five favorite animals?"
Without hesitation, I answered "Sabertooth Tiger, T-Rex, Triceratops, Mastodon, and Pterodactyl."
The hippie responded, "Those aren't animals! Those are dinosaurs."
"Sorry that my answer doesn't make creationists cream their pants", I responded to the hippie's objection, "but I do have a certain affection towards the platypi."
"Did you know that they have an awesome traveling robotic animal zoo which features a robotic platypus?" the hippie inquired.
"No, I didn't!" I enthusiastically exclaimed, "But how did you know I like robots?"
The hippie shrugged, "I'm a writing device, you see. I can be used to better assimilate homework assignments into your blog posts."
"Well, thanks I guess. I'll see you when I see you!" And with that, the hippie tipped her straw hat and flew off into the sun.
Holy moley am I sleep deprived.
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